A term referring to an insecure man with a small ego and an even smaller... well, you know. This individual compensates for his shortcomings by belittling women, showcasing a regrettable blend of toxicity and an unsuccessful quest for validation.
Person A: "Did you see Jake talking down to Sarah again?"
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."
Person B: "Yeah, classic Aggressive Shrimp move. His insecurities are showing, and it's not impressing anyone."
by MaxEightFive January 6, 2024
Get the aggressive shrimp mug.Joe found himself in a real shrimp boil with his wife when he got home from his brother in laws bachelor party.
by 614_FGR January 9, 2024
Get the Shrimp Boil mug.A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.
It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.
by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024
Get the Shrimp Dick Syndrome mug.When 2 men ejaculate into each others asses and then enjoy a shrimp cocktail together dipping the shrimp into the freshly ejaculated filled asshole.
After an intense figure skating competition Roy and his partner Simon relaxed on the couch with a nice Shrimping with the Seamen.
by WhYsOs3riOuS? February 6, 2024
Get the Shrimping With The Seamen mug.Word used to replace some curse words in a school setting. Mostly to annoy teachers so that you don't get in trouble, but are clearly cursing without cursing.
What is the bull-shrimp?!
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.
Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.
You've gotta be shrimpin' kidding me.
Stop capping. That shrimp's not funny bruh.
by Dr.Pstandsonbusiness February 6, 2024
Get the Shrimp mug.Someone suffering from erectile dysfunction right when they need an erection most, often as a result of nerves, alcohol or drugs. In doing so, their shrivelled phallus resembles a small crustacean.
"Hey Rory, did you and Monica manage to shag last night?"
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
"No, I was completely shrimped up so I had to cram my rotten boy in her mouth."
by norambuena April 14, 2023
Get the Shrimped up mug."Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"
"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"
"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"
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