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i think you'd leave bruises

It's a line in the famous Minecraft fanfiction written by tbhyourelame on AO3. It's about two famous Minecraft youtubers, Dream and GeorgeNotFound.
George types, I think you'd leave bruises.
He clenches his jaw, replying: they'd look good on you.

(he = Dream)
by GeorgeIsHot July 11, 2021
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Think

Why would I think it? Why would they insinuate it? Why would they feel entitled to getting away with it? If I were to do and/or insinuate that I would do a thing to a retard, would you feel contempt for for me if I felt entiled to getting away with it?
Hym "I think you would. I think if I insinuated that I would do a thing you thought was wrong you would try to punish me. Or at least insinuate that you would punish me for my insinuation. So.... Sorry, I guess. I know my shoes are a little soggy. It precipitates a lot where I live. Try not to get a rash..."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025
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I think therefore, I am

The idea that you are only conscious that you exist, as you are conscious, everything else could be fake, and all a part of your own thoughts, an idea that you only are sure that you exist. Derived from Cogito ergo sum.
Person 1 - "Yo bro do you exist"
Philosopher- "I think therefore, I am"
Person 1 - "Huh?"
Philosopher - "As far as I'm aware, but by that philosophy, you will never know if anything but you exists :)"
Person 1 - "...oh"
by phil_lane July 3, 2024
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Right thinking

Wrong, shit-head. The games and the content supplement to thought. The thought is either negative or positive (which is fine). And your positivity cult is both deranged and the literal cause of the exacerbation of the mental health issues you purport to solve.
Hym "Speaking of 'right thinking,' You ever see the sub-reddit for 'Therapyabuse?' That's the first thing I got when I googled that Seerut Chawla. As an observation, it seems like people aren't super thrilled about how that whole system works. I mean, you're literally delineating 'Right think' and 'Wrong think.' Like 1984! It's true! We're already there!"
by Hym Iam January 6, 2024
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I think I want to marry you

another way of telling someone : " please don't reject my ideas, I think i know what I am doing".
boy: i think i want to marry you

girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma June 3, 2015
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