Spoons fever is a severe form of depression gained specifically from working at a Wetherspoon. It can be identified by grumpiness, easilily irritable mood, dead look in someone’s eyes and just a general loss of the will to live.
“It was really busy in the pub on Monday and I looked over at Andy who was in the middle of pouring eight pints of Tennants and three pints of Guinness for a group of guys and I could instantly tell he was getting spoons fever from the look on his face as the guys kept changing the order.”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
“Don’t expect me to be in a good mood today I have spoons fever I’ve been working for seven days in a row and still have three more until I am off, I need a holiday!”
by SassySpooner January 8, 2019
Get the Spoons fevermug. When both bodies fit into each other exactly and the TV is still completely visible for the big spoon.
by Que888 May 19, 2018
Get the perfect spoonmug. Cup and Spoon. - The act of sleeping with somebody, while you spoon them, and cup a part of their anatomy in a close embrace.
She decided to cup and spoon me all night, which meant I had an 8 hour testicular exam of the nicest form.
by EvilElephantitis May 24, 2020
Get the Cup and Spoonmug. The act of when a man attempts to spoon a female, but she instead cockblocks the man by spooning him. This is an act that typically a female finds cute, but a man finds sexually frustrating.
Kyle: Dude, I was trying to spoon Carley last night when we were watching Step Brothers, but she climbed over me instead and started spooning me!
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.
Dave: yeah man, you’ve been silver spooned.
by S-Renee June 5, 2020
Get the Silver spoonedmug. Naked while snuggling your meat hammer up against your gay male partners hairy ass in a 4 1/2 foot porcelain bath tub while giving a reach around.
Dude you aren’t gonna believe this! Last night at the party I walked into the bathroom and I saw Kenny giving Ben a Spoon Bath!
by Millrat23 July 20, 2019
Get the Spoon Bathmug. The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.
Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?
by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011
Get the Anti-spooningmug. by spnclrtr July 5, 2022
Get the spoon collectormug.