Whom-mate

The word to use instead of "sibling" to emphasize that is all we have in common or to do with each other now.

"No I don't have any brothers and sisters, I cut contact with them. We are only Whom-mates"

by 2ndpeehole January 29, 2023

National kiss your mate day

Basically all you do is kiss your girl on October 31 and don’t be a sissy and not do it.

“Ouuhhhh it’s national kiss your mate day I’ll be right back I gotta kid my girl”

by User345678910 October 30, 2019

R-Strategy Mating

So... Noah? Right? Because he's the one who did the thing. Yeah, no, he's a piece of shit. Totally. But so is anyone else doing the thing to me that you are all doing. So there... You all suck. Complete fucking bums.

Hym "On a different note: I am CLEARLY better than everyone. R-Strategy mating is better than an incest ritual. I think I'll just do that."

by Hym Iam July 26, 2024

Get a blower mate

Get a blower mate is what you say when you see someone cutting their hedge and raking up leaves taking fucking ages, struggling doing it.

“Look at her raking them leaves”
“Get a blower mate”

by Booland March 17, 2019

oi mate

im pegging that man in the back of the bus

oi mate!

by diddsciple December 2, 2024

2506 Assault Brigade X Robles <Mating> = $25 Open Container Ticket

2506 Assault Brigade X Robles <Mating> = $25 Open Container Ticket

2506 Assault Brigade X Robles <Mating> = $25 Open Container Ticket

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

MATE-A-MORPHISES

MATE-A-MORPHISES .THE.SUPRISINGLY QUICK TRANSFORMATION WHEN A CASUAL DATING ACQUAINTANCE SUDDENLY TAGS YOU AS THEIR FIANCEE' WITHOUT A PROPOSAL..

SARAH HAD TO DUMP JACK AFTER HE HAD THAT MATE-A-MORPHISES

by Maak4060 March 4, 2019