Tecate Boxing

A quasi-legal drinking game with simple rules. 1 minute of time is allotted for the two Tecate Boxers (referred to herein as the contestants) to shotgun a can of Tecate. 5 minutes of time are then allotted for a round of bare knuckle boxing. These six minutes constitute one round. The contestants play ten rounds for a match of Tecate Boxing, totaling one hour and ten beers consumed. Weapons are not only allowed but encouraged. There are no other rules. There are no winners in Tecate Boxing, only losers, unless you have clearly defeated your opponent, in which case you are the winner of Tecate Boxing.

Guy 1: Let us play Tecate Boxing this eve.
Guy 2: Agreed. I am going to belt you until you can no longer see.
Guy 1: K. I will go and retrieve the icy cool beverages.
Guy 2: Fuck you, you muppet.

by Soups McGee October 15, 2012

Tard Box

A box full of retards. Someone who is thoroughly an idiot. Often said with a Northeastern Boston accent: "Taarhhd Box"

"Joe just locked his keys in his car with the engine running..."
"What frickin' Tard Box"

or

"All these people suck: you're a tard box, he's a tard box, they're a tard box, tard box, tard box, tard box."

by TardBoxMaster1748 November 8, 2011

penalty box

a) where you don`t want to be when playing hockey
b) a synonym used to define a prison or a mental health institution when speaking to extremely small children.

under definition, if you hang out with the wrong crowd, you`ll some day end up in the penalty box.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2015

smut box

n: A promiscuous woman or a woman with few sexual inhibitions

My missus can't get enough of it up her shitter, and she's not happy unless I unload all over her face and then slap her tits as she rubs it in. She's such a fucking smut box

by Bert Mandrake January 7, 2011

butt boxing

When you and your partner fist each other's asshole

Samantha and I had a great butt boxing session last night

by Yuumuuuuu February 10, 2014

Box Payment

When one parrt has handy services to provide for someone and the other party pays in sexual favors.

I've finished cutting the grass may I receive my box payment now?

by Daddi B January 11, 2021

bender box

A term describing the state and smell of your vagina after 1 or more days on a bender.

When she pulled her pants to use the toilet, I said, "man, that shit stanks! you gotta wash your bender box!"

by Siberian orchid February 28, 2017