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stoner chick

A Female who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye
That stoner chick is hot af !
by Celly_belly July 30, 2021
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Silent Stoner

A stoner who doesn't talk much when high. Usually because they're lost in their own thoughts, or because they have nothing to say.
Dave: Eric doesn't talk much when he's high.

Michael: Probably cause he's a silent stoner.
by blueberry42 February 27, 2014
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Stoners' breakfast

eating a lot very early in the morning (12-5am)
I could'nt sleep because I was too full, I had a stoners' breakfast.
by maninamask01 September 4, 2010
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Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.
Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner
by TheProph3t January 10, 2021
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Stoner’s Delight

The physical interaction between an object and a higher power of life when you are baked. A gravitational force given to those who smoke weed.

Ex 1) When you are listening to music late at night stoned, your device will never fall onto the floor, Stoner’s Delight will keep it on the bed.

Ex 2) When you are packing a bowl and it tips over, somehow the bud stays in the bowl and doesn’t fall out, even though the law of physics is contradicted.
“Dude, I dropped my bong but somehow it landed on my backpack and didn’t break”

“Stoner’s Delight, bro.”
by OSG Bobby November 19, 2017
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Retired stoner

Someone that no longer smokes pot but still lives the way a stoner would
That dude over there...he's a retired stoner he looks walks talks and acts like one but he hasn't smoked for years
by Guarmine February 16, 2017
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Stoner Telepathy

When you and a friend are stoned and subconsciously are thinking the same thing. (Typically about rolling another one up :D)
Friend #1: Hey dude wanna roll up another joint?
Friend #2: Holy s***, I was thinking the same thing! (Stoner Telepathy)
by JustSomeGuy17 May 30, 2020
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