When one surprises another with their gaped asshole (bent over) while screaming to draw attention to the act.
Fred: I just got out of the shower and Joe was waiting for me around the corner with a screaming asshole
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
Steve: Damn Fred, how deep in did you see?
Fred: It was a deep screaming asshole for sure
by Quazis March 21, 2021
Get the Screaming asshole mug.A game I made up with my friends lol. You bunch up in a circle and give the ball to one another. Every time it goes around you back up a step. The person who doesn’t catch the ball when it goes around get screamed at, and the game starts over :)
by ZRat March 22, 2021
Get the Scream & Toss mug.Someone who is adamant about giving their opinions and honesty. At the same time they refuse to take criticism and default to a defensive mentality when they’re challenged or given advice. Walking hypocrisy.
Example 1:
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
Partner 1: You need to stop texting at the dinner table, it’s very rude.
Partner 2: You literally have an ipad out and you’re watching the Bachelor.
Parter 1: I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE EPISODE LAST NIGHT!
Partner 2: You’re bein a real screaming cactus right now
Example 2:
Partner 1: I don’t appreciate you leaving last night and not coming home, that hurt my feelings
Partner 2: I left because I found out you were cheating on me.
Parter 1: IT’S NOT MY FAULT, YOU WEREN'T GIVING ME ENOUGH ATTENTION!
Partner: You are acting like a screaming cactus
by SpeakEENG May 3, 2021
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The act of cosuming feacle matter within the confines of a sexual act. Following this the recieving partner places his/her lips over the anus of the giving party and shortly after recieves a hot lunch. After doing so the reciving partner (the recivee) facing the giving party and begins to scream in anger catapulting all of the fecies resting in the mouth onto the facial surroundings of the original giving party.
The act of cosuming feacle matter within the confines of a sexual act. Following this the recieving partner places his/her lips over the anus of the giving party and shortly after recieves a hot lunch. After doing so the reciving partner (the recivee) facing the giving party and begins to scream in anger catapulting all of the fecies resting in the mouth onto the facial surroundings of the original giving party.
Jane: Hey Todd, wanna' "Dirty Scream"?
Todd: Sure Jane, does your brother want to join in?
Jane: No, i doubt it, Conrad isnt the same since we slept together.
Todd: Sure Jane, does your brother want to join in?
Jane: No, i doubt it, Conrad isnt the same since we slept together.
by FrankFrozen Jam May 6, 2012
Get the Dirty Scream mug.The combination of a diabolical hangover and that inner-ear whining noise, that is only achieved by participation in ardent drinking in a dangerously loud club.
by SynchroDunk October 8, 2011
Get the Screaming Hangover mug.It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
by Gussgussv October 23, 2011
Get the Screaming at the Lizard mug.Damn last night I got another eye scream come from Tanya, I have to start wearing sunglasses to bed.
by likit July 7, 2011
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