back load

Occurs when a woman gives a man a hearty case of blue balls which forces him to resort to masterbating on her back while she is asleep.

Jane: "not tonight honey, I am really tired"
Jack: "it's okay dear, I understand" wink wink......

by naturalbornhater September 15, 2005

Shit-load

Less than a butt-ton.

Man, I've got a shit-load of homework.

by csilwy October 31, 2003

cock and load

say before you fart. its like firing a gun...but not..

*feel it coming*
"Hey, buddy."
"What?"
"Cock and load" then u let it go.

by sexyllamas February 14, 2006

load of bullshit

A combination of words formally used to set someone who is obviously lying straight.

"I fucked someone yesterday." "That's a load of bullshit."

by Kaedin November 28, 2015

Dead Load

1. Someone who is unable to move to do ABSOLUTELY anything at all.

2. Someone who is a number 11 on the drunk scale (drunk scale from 0-10)

Hell no I won't move (even to...eat, watch Beyonce, smoke) I am a dead load.

Did you see that girl passed out in the broken hammock in the front yard, she is a DEAD LOAD!!!!!!

I am a Dead Load.

Dead Load.

by KillaK23 April 22, 2011

care loads

Similar to care, care cup, care face and care box.
Used in informal conversation.
Say it in a sarcastic tone when you really don't care about something.

person1: "It's my birthday next week"
person2: "I care loads"

by Heather (: January 9, 2009

Loads Coal

The act of a white girl that has regular vaginal intercourse with an african-american man(men).

Sarah is a girl that loads coal

by Darkness LAX May 16, 2009