Lizard Brain

Lizard Brain is a term used to describe when a person (typically a man) loses all ability to think straight, due to being horny. When a man has lizard brain, he is thinking with his penis not his brain.

Lizard brain from the male point of view:
Her: “Oh my gosh, stop grabbing my ass! I am trying to get stuff done.”
Him: “ I can’t help it! You’re too sexy… my lizard brain took over.”

Lizard brain from the female point of view:
Her: “I’m telling you girl, he has a lizard brain! He can’t even have a conversation with me without getting distracted by my cleavage.”

by KittyKhaos96 April 17, 2024

Jesus Christ Lizard

Also known as a Chinese Water Dragon, a lizard that’s well-known for its ability to run on water.

Holy sh*t! Did you see that Jesus Christ Lizard running on water?!

by GsxrBarbie May 29, 2018

Lizard

A person who is sketch

You're a llizard

by Stephen \ May 27, 2015

Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.

1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"

by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021

Lizard

A derogatory term for black people usually used online in specific racist communities. This word is used as a replacement for more racist words to obfuscate it's racist nature.

"Hey Lizard, how's it going?"
"That Jim guy sure is a Lizard"
"Let's go into xyz's stream and call him Lizard."

by Jacobfin November 23, 2025

Chasing the lizard

When a lot lizard, performs oral so well you're chasing the BJ forever after

Man that lot lizard, blew me so good, I've been chasing the lizard since.

by Lizardchaser July 27, 2022

forum lizard

a sex worker that invades communities and fandoms with the sole purpose of marketing their onlyfans, usually with "cosplays". Much like a "lot lizard" but online.

"what do you think of my zelda cosplay? tehee, don't click the link in my bio" - said the forum lizard wearing a Link costume.

by John smith 1984 September 15, 2023