the hipster hive

that huge hill in kelvingrove park in glasgow. if you go there in summer, there are so many people all over the hill that you can't even see the grass. most of them are hipsters, but there are also some posh people trying to become hipsters. they be blasting music no one really wants to hear all day as well.

girl: its a beautiful day, where should we go?
boy: anywhere but the hipster hive. i dont feel like having a headache today.

by c0mosellama September 29, 2020

proto-hipster

Someone who was a hipster before being a hipster was cool.

A: I liked them before the hipsters did.
B: Doesn't that make you a proto-hipster?

by Dio von Karma December 18, 2011

hipster rock

noun; a sub genre of alternative rock characterized by obscure and semi obscure musicians popular on US college radio typically listened to by art students and the hipster scene.

Artists include Will Oldham, White Magic, Modest Mouse (before they sold out) and Godspeed You! Black Emperor. Labels include Drag City and Kranky.

Travis: "Hey, we're heading to The Smell later, some new Sub Pop band is playing"

Elliot: Nah man, i'm done with that hipster rock. That scenes getting old man. I'm gonna hang back and listen to some Lord Finesse."

by sooner_gooner July 11, 2009

Hipster Express

The L train in the NYC subway system, between 14th street/8th ave and Halsey street... after Halsey street, it is just the L train, as a Hipster would never (currently, as of 2010) go past the Halsey stop.

We took the L train home late friday night, and it was the Hipster Express.

by DrGonzo84 November 15, 2010

Hipster Repellent

Overproduced, mainstream music that is useful only for deterring hipsters from venturing too close to your automobile.

Jak: "Yo man dawg, dem hipsters be ridin' right close up to our bumper. We need to blast sum hipster repellent pronto!"

D: "Ain't no thang. I'll just pop sum o' dat Lil Wayne Taio Cruz LMFAO shit in 2 da tape deck and we'll be solid bro."

by HYLGMS March 1, 2012

Coachella hipster

A sub-level of hipster that is so conceited, that they cannot admit that they haven't heard about something, even if the thing is not real.

Have you heard of that new band "Moon sex?"
-Of course. I like their older album better than the newest one.
That's weird cause i just made that up. You are such a Coachella Hipster.

by Dean Dangerous December 14, 2013

hipster halo

a thin headband that hipsters wear low down on their foreheads.

"aww, my hipster halo slipped down and blinded me."

by gillian gamine March 25, 2008