Granny Hani

A delusional discordian egirl that claims to be "Elsa" from Disney's hit movie Frozen.

I was chatting online and this Granny Hani started patronizing me.

by icenoob April 17, 2022

Granny War

When people feud like old ladies over something that doesn't need to be argued over.

Tom: hey Billy what is making our moms so mad over baseball and dinosaurs to where they are arguing so childishly?

Billy: They're in a Granny War right now Tom. Give it time and their childishness will (hopefully) pass.

by GoochiBangzz December 2, 2018

The Reverse Granny Shot

In the doggy style position a man right before he climaxes he grabs the girls butt a flips her Over like a granny shot throw

Dude! Brenda hated the reverse granny shot last night.

by Ben N. Snyder October 9, 2021

Granny Waffle

A old soggy flappy vagina

Babe I don't wanna have sex. You have a granny waffle.

by MrDILDO December 11, 2015

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

granny fat

The saggy fat that hangs off the underarms of women

My granny fat jiggles like jello when I shake my hands / arms.

by Rios0301 March 9, 2021

Granny Grand slam

Take a Dab, take a shot of liquor, take a bong rip of weed, chug a beer, and exhale. All in one breathe makes the "granny grand slam". First performed by a youtube "grandma". Taking the "strikeout" to the next level.

My friends and I took some granny grand slams last night, we got peeled back!

by Walleyewacker11 September 26, 2018