A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans
by Wistopher May 10, 2020
Get the Eli Manningmug. The guy that all the girls think is hot and so sweet. All the girls want him and he has a big dick that girls can't resist.
That guy looks like an Eli
by Sbsugvrb April 17, 2017
Get the Elimug. Eli is an amazing person and you can't find anybody as great as them! If you find a friend named Eli, never let them go because you are the luckiest person in the entire world if you have a freind named Eli, so treat them right, because you won't find somebody better.
by A friend of a Seasha UwU November 18, 2021
Get the Elimug. 
Eli Dinnal is a filthy nigger. He gets absolutely no hoes and has had no female interactions in his entire life. He loves soccer and is a super short midget. He is a bitch and has a humongous forehead that can fit an insane amount of knowledge but is still on the spectrum with autism. He is a millimeter defeter pecker and lasts approximately 3 seconds in bed.
Eli is a filthy nigger
by Zaza endeavor March 26, 2024
Get the Elimug. by UrParentsFavPan November 13, 2022
Get the Elimug. 