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Doctor Degen

A pure degenerate at heart who leads the masses of Elon Musk followers to developing gambling addictions and Doctape usage.
He Yolo'd his entire life savings on Dogecoin? What a Doctor Degen!
by Indigo93 February 20, 2021
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The doctor's middle finger

A slang term for opioids, where they are viewed as a doctor's way of giving someone the middle finger. If the doctor can't diagnose a patient's condition, and the patient continues to insist on treatment options in spite of the doctor's reluctance, the doctor may prescribe the patient opioids as a way of simply shutting them up rather than helping them figure out what's wrong. Given the naturally addictive nature of opioid medications, this is often seen as a doctor's way of hurting someone back, often being viewed as the worst-kept secret of American healthcare.
"I recently found out my grandma's death was attributed to an opioid overdose. She'd received the doctor's middle finger over her chronic kidney troubles in 2006, and things were never really the same for her since then."
by Inlovewithabsol January 9, 2023
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doctor sex

Mitch4ce: oh god
Mitch4ce: dr sex is invincible
Mitch4ce: we can't stop him
doctor sex: doctor sex
by aombi March 6, 2025
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Doctor Mains

These people love Gay Sex to an extreme level
Man... I hate Doctor Mains
by LooseToenails May 13, 2021
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Dirty Doctor

Someone who does scientific practices without qualifications
Instead of kaiser, I paid this random Dirty Doctor for a cure.
by anonymous January 11, 2022
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doctor foster

Going mad when you learn that your husband has been cheating for two years.
When Mary found out Tom was cheating her with a younger woman, she went doctor foster mad.
by Gilmoreman December 8, 2018
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doctor pharmacist

A situation where you trust the advice of an under-educated individual of similiar professions.
"I went to get my goider looked at, I gave them the ol' doctor pharmacist and popped it myself"
by doctor8 January 30, 2008
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