by anonymous March 23, 2023

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

A Sydney jet fighter is when a Man shoves his cock in a women's vagina roughly and really fast causing the woman to bleed vigorously.
by Codkiller07 July 31, 2016

Person 1: My favorite team is the Chiefs!
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?
Person 2: My favorite is the New York Jets!
All: Goddamn, you support a bumsquad?
by bumsquad pioneer October 8, 2021

by Daybit May 18, 2024

The sexual act of filling your ass with water from a public pool jet, and then shitting out the water onto a guy/girl‘s face
by Janiejakens September 9, 2025

A person someone focusses on to avoid ongoing problems in his or her life. A Jet gives someone a reason to temporarily forget about their ongoing misery, usually through a sexual relationship.
"I heard he has been fired twice in the last 3 months?"
"Yes, and he has not been to a single job interview due to this Jet he's been seeing."
"Yes, and he has not been to a single job interview due to this Jet he's been seeing."
by OVLWO November 14, 2023
