teenager

1.7 grams of cocaine, or half an eightball.

John:"Hey lets buy an eightball of that bomb white"
Mike:"Nahh man we don't have enough cash, we'll have to get a teenager"

by Texmasterpaul October 4, 2007

teegarden

lets have tee in a garden?
Often used for the older child whom is of the lesbian orentation and pretty short. Everyone rather loves her or hates her.

HolyShiT! That Teegarden is dating that Tipton.

by panicpanicpanic August 6, 2008

Teenage Atheist

A modern teenager who claims to not believe in God. Most of these teens don't have faith because

1). They spend too much time on the internet, (Tumblr), where people force their opinions on you, so in the end they get sucked into believing something because "It's cool, man."
2). They never get what they want, i.e. lots of friend and beauty, so they blame God.
3). They refuse to have even the slightest bit of faith because movies and media nowadays make it hard to believe anything.

Teenage Atheists also tend to be huge feminists. Can't find another hobby? Why not bitch about women's rights for no apparent reason?

And lastly, Teenage Atheists are also liberals. Again with the internet pushing opinions on you, they surround themselves with pro-abortion, pro-feminism, pro-marijuana, pro-atheist atmospheres.

Woman #1: Geez, nobody has faith anymore. Especially these fucking soft grunge teens.

Woman #2: The term you are referring to is Teenage Atheist, Carol.

Woman #1: Well, I guess God isn't in style anymore.

by Honest-Truther June 14, 2013

Teena Marie

Used in the gay club community in Toronto to refer to a female who looks like she's wasted on alcohol or drugs, or in a more vague sense, just looks rough. Also can reference anything that is sloppy, messy or poorly put together.

Derived from the name of '80s pop singer Teena Marie, but also references slang for crystal meth, also known as Tina. Also references Rick James, who was Marie's protegee, and a known drug addict.

Alternate spelling "Tina Marie"

"Oh, that girl is so Teena Marie."
"She was Teena last night."
"Bring it On 5: Fight to the Finish is so Tina."

by digitkidd January 20, 2010

teerat

to rub a males' penis until he edjaculates, a pleasurable sexual position also known as masterbation or 'first base'

Paulie: "ehh man had a teerat last night"
Matt: "same man, got the best teerat last weekend"
Paulie: "blew on her chest"
matt: "nice man...nice!"

by paul (public) matt (camerz) October 31, 2008

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle

When you and 3 of your buddies bang your girl with nunchucks then you all eat Pizza.

Yo, last night we Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtled her ass, Heros in a Half Shell BIATCH.

by BARFUNKEL October 23, 2006

Teenager

Someone who thinks there Cool by going out and picking on little kids but the girl there showing off to really hates him.

A guy goes out and beats someone up because he doesnt like his shoes but mostly showing off to the girl right down the street who really hates him.

by Scotty k September 16, 2005