Talkin' Donkey

When a business telemarketer or sales guy can take very friendly and presuasively without sounding like a jackass.

"Damn that telemarketer was really friendly, he was a talkin' donkey would have bought his product if I wasn't a broke mother fucker."

"talkin' donkey gets it done."

by thunderdomeii May 6, 2010

taking your picture

When a hot female intentionally sits on a chair with her legs spread very wide to cause her target to stare with a shit-eating grin.

Look out now Fats, that fox in the short skirt is taking your picture.

by Webster's Dic January 2, 2011

talking plaid

Phrase used to describe two people making small talk. Synonymous with ‘shooting the shit’.

Just a couple of ad guys, talking plaid.

by ditkastache August 14, 2011

Taking a Charles

When a co-worker takes an hour bathroom break dropping a deuce while facebooking.

Worker 1: Do you know where William is at?
Worker 2: I have no idea, Probably taking a charles.

by TheTrollthatLurks November 20, 2012

Taking a paugh

The act of taking a dump without using your cell phone as entertainment; thereby expediting the process.

"Hey Richard, are you about done shitting? We gotta go! You better be taking a paugh!"

by WonderBread10 April 12, 2013

talking to the canoe driver

Licking clit.

I could not answer the phone. I was busy "talking to the canoe driver" and my old lady was ready to blow.

by Steelersfreak2 April 14, 2014

talking like a tool

Raising your voice in annoyance while over-enunciating words, in order to be understood by the voice recognition program. This occurs most often while talking to Siri on the iPhone, or while trying to get past the automated customer service prompts when you call Comcast, AT&T, Verizon, the gas company, and the like.

Someone should Songify themselves talking like a tool.

by Ae5Ea8 May 7, 2015