Friend 1: “man, after eating that Taco Bell I couldn’t help myself. I had to just drop everything and found myself taking an abby.”
Friend 2: “ahh, so that’s where you’ve been the last 35 minutes. Hope the toilets not clogged”
When a Native Spanish speaker is trying to speak English but is so high they can't pronounce anything and have no idea what they are saying, then they are talking Cheech and Chong
Person 1. He.. Hell.. *PUFF*.. Hola
Person 2: What the fuck are you trying to say
Person 3: Don't worry he speaks English. He's just talking Cheech and Chong right now