I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

ENSIAS TV

A group of people that forms when the stupidity of one person isn't sufficient. It is a chosen set of smart and motivated badasses to think outside of the box and produce something rare and crazy. A bunch of trustworthy fools who seem exotically calm but are actually a fusion of light and darkness that has unlimited power. But despite everything it is believed that they are so charming, outgoing, and have amazing personalities; and they are never going to disappoint you.

PS: Only two things are infinite, the universe and their creativity.

Wow, ENSIAS TV is so creative!

ENSIAS TV makes ENSIAS great again!

by ensiaste November 21, 2021

TV-agenic

To look especially good on television; relating to the word 'photogenic'

Bob Morley, while not especially photogenic, is very TV-agenic

by ThunderCake February 18, 2015

TV set

Any device that is used to watch YouTube, as YouTube can turn any compatible device into a "TV set." This includes smartphones, tablets, laptops, and smart TVs, making it easy to stream content anywhere.

I don't even need a traditional TV; my tablet is my TV set for watching YouTube videos all day!

by Emotional Cruiser July 20, 2025

The TV is a triangle

When your dad realizes he's a sinner in your TV is a triangle, and says whoops that's the Illuminati.

The TV is a triangle

Television jokes, occupational therapy crisis, go exercise

by Zachary O'Donnell September 27, 2023

un-TV-definitive

An adjective, meaning indefinable by Television, mass media, popular hype, majority opinion, or propaganda. Can mean that one disagrees with and will not let TV/media affect one's decisions, or in some cases means has the belief that the majority is (almost?) always wrong. AKA untubifiable (indefinable by youtube or the Tube).

Person 1: So are you voting for Palin or Obama for President next election?

Person 2: I disagree with both their politics completely. I am going un-TV-definitive and voting for one of the third parties.

by poetsespresso September 4, 2010

TV no Television

TV stands for "the vibe" and no television is to reiterate the fact that TV stands for the vibe and not television.

Person 1: My life a movie bruv

Person 2: TV no television

by oneguytrain June 12, 2020