When the man is on his hands and knees and the woman is behind him with her tongue in his ass while giving a double KnuckleShuffle handjob, looking like she's trying to pry a plunger off her face.
by Demguys October 21, 2023
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Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.
Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity
Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.
Involves one partner fully inverted in a headstand (no hands, no support—just neck, willpower, and sin), while the other mounts them upside down, grabbing ankles like handlebars and pile-driving with reckless abandon. Think Cirque du Soleil meets a back-alley basement dungeon.
Optional enhancements include:
– slapping, choking, biting
– spitting (upwards or downwards)
– screaming in three languages
– Turkish oil for “friction management” and cultural authenticity
Done right, someone ends up limping, someone else cries, and at least one neighbor calls the cops.
Done wrong? Chiropractor. Maybe a priest. Possibly both.
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