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tore up tuesday

Drinking on a tuesday usually only done in college.
person 1- my exam's are done tomorrow so im gonna get fucked up.

person 2- its tuesday

person 1- so... tore up tuesday
by parkour bear December 14, 2009
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Tuesday

Unlike the day of the week, this definition is for the name Tuesday. Tuesday is an extremely rare name given to an extremely rare kind of woman. Tuesday's are incredibly intelligent, and exceptionally beautiful. Not to be underestimated. Tuesday's instantly light up any room they enter. Everybody either loves her or wishes they had her or were her. She's the best
"Did you hear about Tuesday's new boyfriend?" "Yeah he's the luckiest man alive but he must be a sick cunt if she loves him"
by rizzzzzzle November 22, 2021
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Turbo Tuesday

Aside from the weekend Turbo Tuesday is the most demanded day of the week. Featuring Jimmy Vu via bnastybeats.net or twitch.tv/bnastybeats viewers from around the globe have become increasingly interested in his top of the line visuals and new music each week!
“It’s Turbo Time guys!”
Back in elementary school we were taught that testicle Tuesday was the day to check yourself. Now with Turbo Tuesday all I look forward to is new music!
by GenerationParty September 15, 2020
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Top off Tuesday

Your girl or guy or partner has to take their top off in person or over a FaceTime or call
Partner 1 : hey it’s top off Tuesday

Partner 2 : dang you got me *takes top off*
by Top off Tuesday January 12, 2021
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See You Next Tuesday

A low-key way to call someone a cunt. Some people also say “Catch You Next Tuesday”.

C - See
U - You
N - Next
T - Tuesday
Maria! I’ll see you next Tuesday!”
by blondecity April 16, 2023
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Tesco Tuesday

tesco tuesday is a very special day where on every tuesday, the british public will go to tesco on a tuesday

if ur in slough or mile end tho idk man get a grip ur tesco's are shit
john: what day is it today?
dan: ..tuesday i think?
john: aight, it's tesco tuesday time!
dan: oh for fuck sakes- again?
by ptrlol July 27, 2022
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Dirty Tuesday

Dirty Tuesday in the Midwestern region of America is a tradition where basically the peoples of thonse staes who are issued to act like jackasses, idiots, etc. The DIRTY DOZEN peoples also have to travle to every state and eat other foreigners shit and chemical waste. They also have to act like dogs and eat he dogs shit same as the DIRTY DOZEN ANIMALS. OH I also forgot to mention the reason why this tradition is on Tuesday of every yr is bcs of your mom.
Hey igggern._mallj how was you're day???

iggern._mallij: Oh nothin much mike the bike69 i just had to eat you're shit as well as you're dogs man I love Dirty Tuesday! FUCK BRO!
by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022
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