slidey trumpet

Just a trombone

Guy: Hey, that's a nice slidey trumpet you got there

Trumbonist: It's a trombone.

Trumbonist in there mind: AAAAAAH!!

by DaRedShatter March 13, 2018

French Trumpet

When someone trumps into their partners mouth whilst giving them a facial, whilst also shouting Oui Oui.

Thank god it was a trump and not a golden shower when john have me a French trumpet.

by Englishtwat88 July 3, 2018

Mega Trumpet

A really loud trumpet usually found in a marching band setting having competitions seeing who can play louder and higher.

Man those mega trumpets are really loud today.
Listen to those mega trumpets have their competitions on who can hit the double G first.

by The mega ego August 18, 2018

Penis Trumpet

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.

Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.

by Fabriziho January 15, 2019

scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Slut Trumpet

Much like a slut but proudly declares to everyone she is a slut as loud as possible. Will tell you upfront how much of a whore she is and how many men and or women she has been with as if it's some kind of badge

Guy #1: Eyy man you seen Mary?

Jacob: Hell no man that bitch is a slut trumpet.

by ClapclapWonk June 7, 2019

Rusty trumpet

A girl eat yo booty whole and tickle yo dick between the legs

“Damn bro that rusty trumpet was fire”
“You mean rusty trombone?”
“Shut the fuck up”

by Pepepoopoobitch September 1, 2019