shane coles

He's IRREPLACEABLE, a collectable, just like FINE CHINA!! 💙💙💙

You know you've got it ALL when you have Shane Coles.

by Yours forever, K March 1, 2018

Shane Stone

Shane Stone is the biggest wander alive. Shane is a real estate agent who lies about termite and water issues to sell his houses. To identify a Shane Stone they will typically gel up their hair, wear aviators and drive a 90’s to early 2000’s BMW.

Don’t trust Shane Stone

Shane Stone: oh yeh this house is awesome, it backs onto national park and I wouldn’t be surprised if water was flooding out of the spring. I got a damage inspection and there’s absolutely no problem, this area is known for termites but the house is termite free.

House: no water, spring is dried up. 50 - 60 bats living in the walls, backs onto private property. Riddled with termites and has a 3cm layer of bugs covering the ground.

Shane: oh the house wasn’t like that when I was there but it’s too late now you already bought it, but here’s a free plant for your troubles.

Plant: dies due to dehydration.

by Local Street Ranga April 8, 2020

Shane

Shane is the man of your dreams. He is thoughtful, sweet, funny, gorgeous, and so sexy. If he gets to love you he will worship you like there’s not tomorrow. Shane has the most beautiful green eyes, and a charming smile. He has a loving personality and cares deeply about his friends. But don’t you dare cross him, or he’ll lose all respect for you. A gym rat and a strong physique add the cherry on top. You will never find someone like him.

Wow, did you see Shane yesterday, he looked like a snack.
Shane took me to dinner and then spoiled me to death!!

by SuNsH1n36970 November 23, 2021

Shane Prospect

The type of guy that if you zoom in on your camera he looks like a bikie. But if you see him in person you would think to yourself, I better hold on to my handbag a bit tighter, because I think he is Trent from punchbowls brother.

Watch out girls, here comes the Shane Prospect

by LIL FIL May 20, 2023

shane

Shane is the most beautifulest person you'll meet and know. He has a smile of joy and will melt your heart. His face brings his absolutely incredible anime hair together. He is usually shy as first but, once you get to know him he's a real sweetie. Shane is sure attractive to others, and usually hangs out with his crush Ariana.

Thats surely a handsome Shane I know!

by ramennoodlesoup! January 28, 2022

Shane

A class dnb lover who’s always tall, blue eyes, ginger hairy legs and is a bit shit at golf

Ah he missed the the hole he’s a propper Shane

by Dnb7724 November 3, 2020

Shane

Shane (verb)
Pronounced: /shay-n/
1. To casually push a conversation, joke, or situation just a little too far—especially after things were going perfectly normal. Often results in uncomfortable silence, side-eye, or someone saying “Dude… why?”
2. To cross the invisible line of appropriateness with zero awareness or with full awareness and zero regret.

Related Terms:
Overstep, derail, make-it-weird, ‘read the room’ failure.

Origin:
Likely from that one guy we all know, and if you don’t know him… it might be you.

• “We were talking about cars and then he brought up that story… He really Shaned it.”
• “Way to Shane the conversation—now grandma’s crying.”
• “Everything was going great until Jessica decided to Shane the group chat at 2am.”

by e.thin November 11, 2025