perfect spoon

When both bodies fit into each other exactly and the TV is still completely visible for the big spoon.

It’s the perfect spoon.

by Que888 April 01, 2018

Hard spooning

The act of spooning a girl/guy while having your dick inside of them

Me and my gf was hard spooning last night, it was really nice!

by ToxicVideo September 29, 2017

Short spooning

When feeding an infant/toddler and the child shuts their mouth before the spoon gets all the way in. This typcally results in food being left all over themselves and whom ever is feeding them.

Mom: What happened?!?! There's baby food every where!

Dad: We had a bad case of short spooning.

OR

Mom: why is there food all over Junior?

Dad: He short spooned me

by k. jordan February 25, 2009

Spoon Bandit

A nocturnal infiltrator who creeps momentarily into the spoon position before escaping unnoticed.

Much to my surprise, the CCTV footage revealed the visit from a Spoon Bandit

by nigelburns July 10, 2018

Spoon lord

Someone who is an absolute spoon lord is just plain stupid and ridiculous. A form of insult used usually towards friends or siblings.

Person 1: you just ate a table you spoon lord

Person2: huh

by Zigadawg May 04, 2020

Mind Spooning

The mental coupling of 2 individuals by engaging in an intellectual debate or discussion where one individual's thoughts embraces the other individual's thoughts. This process may result in a mind fuck.

We had no idea what we wanted to do for our project so we spent the evening mind spooning.

by Puromycin May 02, 2013

Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton February 01, 2023