When a man sees another man sleeping and pulls down his pants and puts his ass next to the sleeping man's face. Then another person takes a picture of this and sends it to everyone.
by SamuelLJacksonDoppleganger January 24, 2011
Get the Joe Quist Handshakemug. The act of peeing into one's own mouth, sometimes performed in an attempt to garner respect among fellow islanders. Nazi paraphernalia optional.
Congressional candidate, Joey Salads, once performed a staten island handshake to help his Youtube career.
by Proud staten islander January 13, 2020
Get the staten island handshakemug. The act of removing a dirty sanchez.
by Captain J.Mo April 2, 2008
Get the Guatemalan handshakemug. The customary greeting between two people in Baton Rouge. One person unsuspectingly sticks their finger into the other's butt hole; only to immediately walk away, never to be seen again.
by louisianaLegend February 4, 2021
Get the Baton Rouge Handshakemug. Verb. The act of masturbating with your left hand (even when right-handed) for the simple reason of keeping your right hand pure in the eyes of Allah.
Person 1 thinks: "Man, good thing I did the Reverse Haji Handshake earlier today or I might feel morally upset about shaking this Tribal Leader's hand."
Tribal Leader: "Durka Durka Akbar."
Tribal Leader: "Durka Durka Akbar."
by seibmoz amabo August 4, 2010
Get the Reverse Haji Handshakemug. I call the iPhone “the Secret Handshake“.
It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…
It’s always some secret move you have to learn; Swipe this way, Swipe that way, Tap three times, Push the UP volume then the DOWN volume then the OFF button to shut down, Swipe up, Stand on your left toe, Rub your belly, Pick your nose, Scratch your left boob (or testical), Pat your pussy (or your junk/basket)…
Testicular: “Shut down your iPhoney”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”
Booby: “I can’t remember, do I have to stand on my head for this iPhone Secret Handshake?”
by WhyIphoney January 23, 2022
Get the iPhone Secret Handshakemug. The ultimate faux pas in handshaking criteria. When you shakes another person's hand, it feels as if you are holding a dead fish.
by Barack Oprama January 10, 2008
Get the Dead Fish Handshakemug.