Alaskan Pulled Pork

When you're doing anal and when you pull out, so does her rectum in a shitty mess

I can't sit down cause of the alaskan pulled pork i had last night

by fec2 October 9, 2016

Alaskan Bus Ride

4 or more men(or women with penises) penetrating each other in a line while wearing heavy winter coats.

Tommy, Jim, Ray, and Larry took an Alaskan Bus Ride last night. It was going fine until Larry got up to stretch his legs.

by AbeFroman76 October 15, 2016

alaskan sizzle twizzle

You use an animals intestines or a condom filling it with poop sticking in the snow and freezing it and then using it for a dildo

Can't wait till that "Alaskan sizzle twizzle "freezes up so we can have a party..

by Natalie w. June 13, 2017

Alaskan Venom Drake

The act in which you ejaculate into a woman’s mouth and then clamp her jaw shut with your hands lean in close and tell her you have an incurable STD. Her body will naturally convulse and then eject the semen through her nasal passage

“Bro you should try the Alaskan venom drake on your girl”

by BBOLLIE December 12, 2022

Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth

“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

Alaskan Light Switch

When two people put their asses together so that their assholes are as close as possible then one shits into the others asshole. Then the other person pushes the shit back into the others ass. And the two do so back in forth for the reason of having fecal anal sex. (does not work if you have the runs)

Dude, I totally caught those two chicks doing an Alaskan Light Switch!

by Dirty Dirty 420 July 21, 2009

Alaskan Hot Pocket

1. The act of inserting an ice cube into a girls vagina and closing it until she screams.
2. A cleavor drink with vodka and peaches.

Dude i totally got melanie with an Alaskan Hot Pocket

Dude i drank an Alaskan Hot Pocket and got schmamered

by Mikes Hunt February 15, 2009