November 5

November 5th is commenly known as love your best friend day.

Friend: It's November 5th!
Friend: So?
Friend: Gives hug and hands gift*

by Zoey Schultz November 4, 2019

june 5

when people say the hottest person was born on this day well damn i couldn't agree any less cause the one and only Draco Malfoy was born on this beautiful day

hp fan- OMG ITS JUNE 5TH...TIME TO WEAR MY GREEN AND BLACK

normal person- why tf are you wear green and black on june 5th

hp fan- cause its draco malfoys bday

normal person- oh🙄

by kat24133 2559 (on vrchat) February 10, 2021

KV-5

A tank with the the traverse of a disabled grandma who just snorted a line of crack in a wheel chair

Prepare to be pegged by Darkness's KV-5

by Falcoomer April 30, 2022

maroon 5

A great band in a music industry today where you can get by with talentless guitarists and overwrought whiny emo lyrics (see Taking Back Sunday, Hawthorne Heights, etc.) The band is a blend of rock,pop, and funk. The musicians are all very talented especially lead guitarist Adam Levine. The band has gotten a bad rep because emo kids don't like the happy, upbeat lyrics. Theres no depression or cutting of wrists in Maroon 5's music so why should emo kids care?

Maroon 5 is a great band

by ChewyIsMyCoPilot October 8, 2005

5:21

This is when a girl is sucking your dick, and when you try and cum in her mouth she blows in your dick so hard the cum shoots out your ass.

I need to wipe my ass, this chick just did the ol' 5:21

by Mjisapedo October 22, 2010

August 5

Yungblud's birthday 💗💗

What day is today (August 5) ?
Its Yungblud's birthday.

by Idfknidfc November 2, 2019

Maroon 5

When 5 males decide to have a male orgy. When this occurs, they all expel their bowels on each other whilst cumming everywhere.

Adam Levine: GUYS! GUYS! We should have a male orgy!!!
*Orgy begins*
Adam Levine: AAAAGH! AAAAGH! *poop comes from his butt hole* after this, we should make a band! It will be called Maroon 5 because there is 5 of us, and our penises are all brown from the poop.

by Hadvar's pimp December 30, 2011