have tea with

equivalent to 'have sex with her'

I'm going to have tea with Keira Knightley someday.

by lemonavenue May 20, 2010

tea-acotta

Adj. the rusty colour of english breakfast tea steeped long and hard with a small splash of milk, which is remniscent of terracotta pottery.

N. the perfect cup of tea often associated with extraordinarily long brewing time, or the infamous 'double-bagger'

'An english breakfast please, and make sure it's tea-acotta!'; 'Eddy gave me a double-bagger, and it turned out to be the most delicious tea-acotta yet.'

by DiHard October 19, 2007

Tea lip

The female equivalent to the tea bag , which as we know is when a male lowers his testicles onto someones face

Angel was the first to fall asleep so lacey pulled her pants down real quick lowered herself and tea lipped her

by Tealipper March 8, 2011

Tea Dippy

When you have her fill her mouth with a liquid like tea or cola and then placing your testicles in her mouth and having her bite down.

"Awww man, my sack is still nipping from that tea dippy"

by SexyBez May 20, 2009

gimme the tea

Telling someone the gossip or story.

Girl sit down and gimme the tea!

by Little Pajaro March 9, 2018

Tea Alzheimers

A condition where the affected person finds themselves constantly forgetting about their tea. this can refer to

1. Forgetting boiling water in kettle
2. Forgetting steeping tea water
3. Forgetting mug of tea until it is cold

I hate having Tea Alzheimers, whenever I make a cuppa, I forget it until it's ice cold!

by Bath alts Yoda May 11, 2016

tea money

when you have no food or money for food and you’re completely broke and sad

where’s my tea money at?

by teamoneylad May 7, 2019