Re–Tarts

A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as Re–Tarts.

Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love re–tarts I love re–tarts please mom I love re–tarts"

by Axxxlerod February 22, 2023

Z-tarted

The feeling one gets after being around Z for any length of time

Joe: hey mike you seem, different. Is everything ok?

Mike: nah i just feel like an idiot, being around Z has me feeling Z-tarted, if you will.

by Rojoson December 24, 2019

Pop Tart

an individual who cant stay out of trouble enough to know better

that pop tart doesnt know whats good for him... if i see him in here one more time for sealing sudafed, ima steal his cheese dip and tuna!

by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 16, 2019

A pop tart

Another word for a person who has a mental illness or is..just special.

He’s is not retarded, he is a pop tart.

by Evilwevil04 March 5, 2025

Old tart

And old tart is essentially a GILF who is sexually active. The phrase old tart especially applies to grannies who are willing to have sex with men much younger than them.

It is very kinky to get sucked off by a nice old tart!

by Bill Beef February 16, 2025

Peach Tart

Someone who is uniquely special. Often preceded by the words 'such a' to describe the individual.

Michael Cera is such a peach tart.

by MGSwizzl3 October 9, 2016

Cherry Pop-Tart

You know the saying, "don't judge a book by it's cover". Well the same applies here. A female with a sexual/lustful side you did not know she had or could have. She does not act on her sexual/lustful side like other females would. Why, cause she is in control better then most females. On (rare) occasions she will let that side come out. Whether it's by herself or with a lucky one. Cause sometimes her pent-up sexual/lustful feelings are at a point and knows it. Where she is in control by letting some of the pressure off. If not, the sexual/lustful feelings will be too much for her to handle. She will not be in control when it comes popping off. Whether it be by herself or a lucky one is around. If your lucky enough to get with a Cherry Pop-Tart for the first time. Brace yourself and enjoy the ride. You will not be disappointed.

Wow, who knew Kim was a Cherry Pop-Tart.

by Biggz WiiWii December 22, 2022