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Pyjama Syndrome

An a state of mind that begins from the moment you wake up, which is associated with laziness and procrastination but is really an unforgiving, endless cycle from which you will never escape.

This state of mind is activated from the moment you wake up and spend your day in your pyjamas, which you'll soon realize, is controlling your mind, and you won't be able to do anything about it.
I wake up in pyjamas and have a lazy pyjama morning, this lazy pyjama morning later turns into a lazy pyjama afternoon, which turns into a lazy pyjama evening, and the cycle endlessly repeats. - Pyjama Syndrome
by Chiboa May 27, 2014
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Grenade Syndrome

This is when a fat or unattractive looking women believes she is hot and can have any man she desires.

The grenade is the less attractive of the women in her group. They often get approched first by men. As this is often the way the group of men initiate conversation with the group of women. Thus giving the grenade a false sense of popularity and attractiveness level. Aka grenade syndrome.
My fat friend told me that she loves going out clubbing as she can get any man she wants. I dont want to tell her that she has grenade syndrome!
by Ro-Em June 24, 2016
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hoe syndrome

a disease caught when a hoe touches u. to cure it u drink holy water or eat a jolly rancher blessed by a southerner.
oh no that hoe touched me now I have hoe syndrome
by kmp34 May 25, 2016
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STOCKFACE SYNDROME

When someone has an otherwise attractive, but completely forgettable face. Like people in stock photos.
"I ran into Jennifer earlier, I think.... you know the one with the... hair (?)"
"Oh yeah! The one with stockface syndrome."
by Whas August 26, 2017
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Murdoch Syndrome

Mudorch Syndrome: where all the wealth, power and social circles in the world cannot bring you happiness or true love. Named after billionaire Rupert 'MSM' Murdoch, someone with Murdoch Syndrome will never find happiness despite how well they're supposedly doing for themselves. Sure Rupert can pay a golddigger to "date" him but she doesn't love him for anything more than his money.
"Why's Dave so depressed, he's 22 and earning £175k a year"

"he's got a case of Murdoch Syndrome Tim"
by KeithRocks31 May 24, 2018
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Aruba Syndrome

An inability to fully enjoy a vacation or a scenic destination due to the absence of one's partner. Commonly happens to individuals traveling alone in resort destinations aimed at couples, such as Aruba or Fiji.
"The hotel was out of rooms, so they put me in the honeymoon suite. It was awesome, but I couldn't really enjoy it since Jodie wasn't there and I had severe Aruba syndrome"
by ursusminius June 30, 2018
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Kerker Syndrome

Contagious disease in which the carrier, typically a white female, is only attracted to African males.
You heard what happened to Stacy?

Yeah, she caught a bad case of Kerker Syndrome. She broke up with Kyle and started dating Jaquarius.

I always knew she was a night rider.
by foreskin12345 May 13, 2019
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