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Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.
My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.
by Haldoe November 15, 2023
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Swedish crashout

When an individual of Swedish origin loses their temper and has a crash out, typically involving verbal insults, slurs, or disparaging remarks toward a person who has made them upset.
person 1: "Did you hear? Leffen called someone he lost against in Guilty Gear a gay retard again."
person 2: "Ah, that sounds like a typical Swedish crashout."
by NaranJuice August 4, 2024
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Swedish fish

when u twist a dog dick and it turns red
Let’s give Sparky a swedish fish
by itsyaaboifreddmeyt April 24, 2018
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Swedish cheese wedge

An STRV-103 tank that looks like a cheese wedge
Me: Man, he spaded the Swedish cheese wedge, he has no life
by war thunder player February 23, 2024
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Swedish Noodling

When a woman puts a bunch of Swedish fish in her asshole and her partner eats the Swedish fish out of her ass with his tongue
Person 1: Have you ever tried Swedish Noodling?
Person 2: Yes, my life has never been the same.
by RealUrethraFranklin May 2, 2025
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Swedish McMuffin

A sex position where surstromming is smeared in between one persons butt checks and the other person proceeds to eat it out of their ass.
Sean: 'What am I gonna do with all this surstromming, it's about to go off.'
Jake: 'Why don't we do a Swedish McMuffin?'
Sean: 'Ooooh yeah, Let's go.'
by McDonald's® Sweden May 12, 2020
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Swedish Softcock Flickergooning

Swedish Softcock Flickergooning (Or just Swedish Softcocking) is a variation of flickergooning where you first must chug a whole mason jar of water, then goon for at least an hour. Completely stop for about 5 minutes, so you are left in a state near orgasm, but your cock is soft. Once this state is reached, you must slap your cock onto a table repeatedly, as hard and as fast as you can manage until;
1: you get hard again, in which case you stop until you are soft

2: you orgasm
It is important that you remain soft even once you start cumming, because the next step is squeezing your cock as hard as possible in order to hold back the semen. You must then (While holding in your cum) put an entire box of Swedish Fish in your mouth (don't eat them just yet!). Once the box is empty, stick your cock all the way to the bottom, squeeze your balls as hard as possible, and start pissing (the cum should come out with it). Spit the Swedish Fish back into the box, close it, and shake it up. Make sure all of the candy is evenly coated, then leave it somewhere hot for a week or so. When you come back, open up the box. What you do with the result is up to you...
(Negative health effects may be caused by Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, or consuming the result)
Jimmy: "Want some Swedish Fish?"
John: "You haven't been Swedish Softcock Flickergooning, have you?"
Jimmy: "No..."
John: "Then sure!"
John was found dead that evening
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious March 2, 2025
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