Swedish Bidet

A swedish bedit is when the sewers overflow with such force that whomever is sitting on the toilet get a stream of sewer water up their behind. This is of course a refrence too the swedish immegration situation.

My brother got too experience a swedish Bidet when my dad opened up the sewer connection.

by Haldoe November 15, 2023

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish

See, I told you Asian Swedish Dragon Fruit Fish are real, Andrea. Stop disrespecting my culture.

by Andrea the Hater December 10, 2019

swedish milk

When you’re having anal and the guy pulls out so hard that shit gets suctioned out of the ass and then you vomit bc that shit is nasty. The aftermath is called Swedish Milk

Guy 1: you won’t believe what happened last night!
Guy 2: what???
Guy 1: let’s just say I have swedish milk all over my carpet....

by boxeshavefeelings July 4, 2018

Swedish

A language spoken in Sweden. Many people think it’s a beautiful language and hard to learn. They use the letters ”åäö” as well

What is pewdiepie talking about?
It Swedish, you won’t understand

by Swedish people December 3, 2019

Swedish

A subgroup of Femboys, often defined by straight, blonde hair and freckles.

(Also, definitely the bottom)

I'm Swedish! Sweden, what's that? No, I mean I like taking it up the ass!

by I'm Swedish, I Can Say It February 17, 2022

swedish shoplifting

Swedish Shoplifting is a archaic term for Shoplifting. The addition of "Swedish" is a derogatory term that has been used by British youngsters to explain their five finger discounts. If all else fails, blame the Sweeds.

We went to town and did a little swedish shoplifting

by Koko Pelli June 10, 2023

Swedish Microwave

A variation on the "Dutch Oven" in which the perpetrator defecates in the bed (rather than just farting)

"I tried to give her a dutch oven but it turned into a swedish microwave... now she won't call me back"

by aioubhgfob3e03 October 27, 2021