Straight Clown

The straight clown is a clown that constantly follows you arround when you are a heterosexual

-Bro have you heard of the straight clown
-No, I dont know what the fuck you're talking about
-You know that means you're gay

by A jschlatt fan October 18, 2020

Straight Peez

100% cool nothing about it says otherwise

i like those shoes they're straight peez

by VOSSA July 21, 2011

zesty straight

A heterosexual with non-normative sexual or romantic practices, like BDSM, consensual non-monogamy, or having threesomes; especially, a heterosexual who feels that non-normative sexual or romantic practices set them apart from the rest of the heterosexual community.

Hey, I see Julia showed up in a leather corset and spike heels. She looks great. Does she date girls?
No, only men, sorry. I know she comes to all the queer parties, but she's just a zesty straight.

by ccrombeye June 11, 2023

Straight Sweezin

Not being discernable or coherent.

"bsdoknfodifnoidnfoigoignoigngoni"-Daniel

"Yo Daniel Straight Sweezin"-Muhammed

by LankyLegoMan March 14, 2023

Strictly Straight

When you and your friend do something gay without socks on but at the end of the day your still homophobic and straight

Khriz and Michael had hot steamy sex but at the end of the sex they dabbed each other up and agreed they are strictly straight

by Gayalejo January 12, 2023

Straight in the pool

When there is no doubt that someone is gay.

Some people are tip-toeing around it, some people are on the diving board but this man in straight in the pool.

by Grapes 🍇 September 6, 2023

Ultra Straight

A person who is not attracted to straight women because straight women like penis so they go for lesbians.

John: Hey do you like straight women?

Tim: No I’m Ultra Straight, I only like women who like other women because straight girls like penis which is kinda gay

by Mike Oxbleeding March 14, 2021