Resident Stoner

A person who smokes marijuana all day, plays video games all day, and have a long hair or in the process of growing one. Has a vast knowledge of marijuana strains that exist under the sun.

Damn bro from a chad you transformed into a full blown resident stoner

by TheProph3t January 10, 2021

Stoner salad

A newer street name for marijuana, pot, or weed.

Person 1: hey man you got any stoner salad?
Person 2: what the hell is that

by mossybreadsticks June 19, 2022

stoner chick

A Female who likes to smoke marijuana daily and usually wears tie dye

That stoner chick is hot af !

by Celly_belly July 30, 2021

Stoner Hour

Any time after midnight

Dude 1: hey what should we get to eat
Dude 2: I dunno, what's open at stoner hour?
Dude 1: like taco bell, and whataburger

by JJRULEZ159 December 9, 2018

real stoner

Someone who smokes dank cannabis multiple times a day. They typically take bong rips (br's) or dabs. And to be even more of a real stoner they tend to hangout and smoke with groups of people, small or big.

Damn, that guy must be a real stoner, he smokes almost all day long.

by Btap December 20, 2016

kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout

Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.

by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017

Stoner Boner

When a person is high and gets horny

Person 1: Bro, are you hard?
Person 2: Don't worry about, it's just a Stoner Boner

by JFKXp3r13nc3 May 3, 2020