1 hand and a stunt man

When someone you like is unavailable. So you search porn till you find an actor/actress that looks similar enough. So when you go to masturbate ,you can squint your eyes and not be able to tell the difference

"She's married ,so I pulled a 1 hand and a stunt man last night and fell asleep"

by Rezboy sunday October 30, 2023

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annual pussy stunt

a card that you can play once every year that overrides your bestfriends free will which makes them legally obligated to do something for/with you no matter how crazy. once a pussy stunt is called the person who called it cannot call another one until the year is over, and the person whom the pussy stunt got called on cant use theirs for the next 24 hours.

*at an amusement park*
"hey i really wanna go on that ride can you come on it with me"
"absolutely not that looks way too scary and way too fast"
"ok well i call an annual pussy stunt."
"FUCK."

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

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rascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

The character that Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble is playing in "The Duchess Approves."

Stay tuned for the Friday night movie, The Duchess Approves, starring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

by Aa2we March 13, 2024

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