Squatting man

A sexual position where the female it’s laying on her upper back to nearly head kind of upside down, and the male is doing squats...but IN her.

K.P Accidentally fell off the bed and landed nearly upside down on her upper back/head Godan decided he was going to do some squats in her aka squatting man

by YonKnowMe223 September 10, 2020

doo-squat

1) literally every simp you'll ever meet.

2) when you put the toilet on top of your shit.

Did you hear Kyle did a doo-squat today?

Oh my gosh! Theodore made a huge doo-squat!

by loowithdoo123 September 13, 2020

Oshkosh Squat

The act of defecting across somebody's forehead to retaliate against their words and/or actions.

Gavin just got done Oshkosh Squatting on Hannah's forehead.

by doofythatguy12345 September 29, 2020

Squatting Mellon

The act of having a girl hang from a barbell upside down giving you a blow job while you are maxing out your squat. So that you sweat in her eyes and mouth so that you cause her much discomfort.

I have a terrible rash from that Squatting Mellon I performed last night.

by Krispy Kreme buttdeeds November 21, 2012

Squatting Samurai

Someone who is able to take a duke in a busy public restroom without being noticed

Man in bathroom to friend: Wow! I didn't even know there was a squatting samurai in the stall next to me until I heard him open the door!

by dixter's September 30, 2013

Mob Squat

Verb

A group of people simultaneously take a communal expulsion from their rectums. Can last an long time, be painful, and unproductive.

When unhappy with the status quo, people gather in a Mob Squat to unleash their frustration.

by Morons Are Really Pathetic March 6, 2012

Empty Packet squatting

Noun;

The act of leaving the last three crisps, the last doughnut, the last five mililitres of beer, simply to avoid putting the packet in the bin

Joe: Aww man these crisps have green mold on them!
Tom: Yeah I know dude, you've been empty packet squatting for like 2 weeks!

by kiillrz October 15, 2011