sloppy lube

When the lubrication is just so exquisite that your bed turns into a waterbed. It is sloppy because the fluids are going everywhere and splatter your picture of your mother and father whom died in a car crash.

The sloppy lube made my room moist for a whole week.

by OHYESYESBABY October 9, 2018

Sloppy pie job

A sloppy pie job is when you stuff someone's ass with pie, and then fuck it, and then come in that person's mouth as they eat the pie off your dick

Oh baby I wanna give you a sloppy pie job

by 55667432 November 6, 2018

Sloppy Joe

When your crippling orgasm has a little feces added to the mix.

I had a sloppy Joe last night.

by WillyOmNom December 4, 2018

sloppy toboggan

When you let a double chalupa from taco bell sit too long and the bottom falls out.

Son of a bitch Gerald! I dont have a fork for my sloppy toboggan!

by thatsteelersguy February 6, 2019

[Sloppy Turkey]

A sexual act of cumming in your hand and slapping your partner's ass.

A cum handprint.

I celebrate Thanksgiving by Snapchatting an old video of my first Sloppy Turkey.

by Chernabog Yoha March 9, 2019

Sloppy Bear Claw

1. When you give a successfull under the pants handjob and you’re hand is covered in sticky Sperm and lint from the pants.

2 The aftermath of an UTPHJ.

Sarah gave me a UTPHJ and then Pulled put her Sloppy Bear Claw and slapped me in the face.

by Sloppy Bear May 10, 2019

Sloppy mark

An unspeakably disgusting sexual act between a teacher and a student.

Oh no, what happened to you?

He gave me a sloppy mark

by Phil Mcraken June 14, 2019