Anal Spagettio

what you say when you accidentally put it in the wrong hole while doing doggy style

ohh babby...oh. anal spagettio. i think i made a mistake...

by ploxdodsource/csplzzz January 13, 2010

child fucking spaghetti fingers

A common misconception that children posess the ability to shoot spaghetti from their fingertips; brought on by the comedic act of Dane Cook.

Man 1: Holy shit, I think that kid has child fucking spaghetti fingers!!! Did you see what he did to her?

Man 2: Nah, just threw his plate at her.

by Justin 1331 February 23, 2009

Manhattan Spaghetti Special

After recieving a ride from a cabbie and paying the fare, the act of shooting the aforementioned cabbie in the back of the head with a silenced pistol. And taking the money.

Dude cabs are getting so damn expensive.

Why do you keep paying for cabs? Just do a Manhattan Spaghetti Special and its free.

Doesn't that get messy?

nope its fun shit.

by pistolpeete May 31, 2009

Spaghetti

Spaghetti, or Spaghettiing, is the act of twirling one's hair around one's hand or finger's, similar to the way one might twirl spaghetti on a fork.

This may be done with one's own hair, or someone else's hair. Easily done when cuddling and can be paired with a safety belt.

K: My boyfriend never plays with my hair
C: That sucks. I love when mine spaghettis my hair... it feels so good!
K: I know... very relaxing.

by Kakillia March 12, 2011

Pocket spaghetti

When an awkward person is saved from embarrassment by offering their pocket spaghetti

“No I won’t exclusively date you”
(Pulls out pocket spaghetti)
“Oh shit aight”

by Spitballer666 October 8, 2020

spaghetti

v: to twirl a girls hair around one's hand and wrist when postitioned behind her in preperation for or during the act of intercourse

n: leverage given from having her hair wrapped around your hand and wrist

Man i was with this girl and I got me some spaghetti to get better leverage.

Man I totally spaghettied her!

by Man Cop November 15, 2010

spaghetti and meatballs

The act of a male having sex with a female while she is on her period. The act most commonly takes place in the kitchen, preferably on the kitchen table while having dinner.

" My girl wanted some spaghetti and meatballs for dinner."

by Reesespsj June 1, 2007