English or Spanish?

Question asked to someone followed by a test for one’s sexuality.

Man 1: English or Spanish?
Man 2: English

Man 1: Whoever moves first is gay
Man 2: …

by wannaberizzler June 8, 2024

Spanish Swordfight

With three or more guys and three or more girls; a race to see who can get their guy 'finish' first.

Man, that party was crazy did you have a good time?
Hell yes, my girl helped me win the Spanish Swordfight.

by WhatIThing79 February 2, 2024

Spanish Spanking

The act of getting your ass whipped with a tortilla by your moms great aunts brother in law while your latino cousins watch.

Bro my moms great aunts brother in law gave me a Spanish Spanking earlier and my ass is sore, plus I have a tortilla shaped welt on my ass cheek.

by RoughJose24 January 19, 2022

whats no in spanish

A funny thing to ask like you don’t know the answer, even though you do.

Funny dude: Yo, dude.. whats no in Spanish?
Other dude: …it’s literally ‘no’

by Lizzy!! July 16, 2021

Spanish letters

Reading something innocent believing that it is an euphemism.

My friend said he has a friend called Titi, I thought he was calling him penis in Filipino, but it was only Spanish letters.

by PMXerinda July 30, 2021

English or Spanish?

Whoever moves first is gay.

Do you speak English or Spanish? Whoever moves first is gay.

First person to move is confirmed gay for life.

by code0010110 August 3, 2024

English Or Spanish

If someone says English or Spanish it means that they're gonna say Whoever moves first is gay.

Person 1: English or Spanish.
Person 2: Spanish.
Person 1: "Quien se mueve primero es gay." (Whoever moves first is gay)
Person 2: Damn it.

by oysterbyprouduct June 14, 2024