Sonic

depressed but fast

"remember more expresso, less depresso!"
"i'm still depressed but now i'm sonic..."

by YeahI'veMetJared May 29, 2021

Sonic blackface

The use of samples of black singers and rappers by white DJs and musicians

I went to an EDM concert and this guy actually did sonic blackface I can’t believe it he should be cancelled

by Dr. Jim Halpert the third May 30, 2021

Dirty Sonic

A Dirty Sonic is when you pretend to be a submarine captain while taking a piss on a bush yelling "for fuck's sakes, that's whoreable"

Did you hear the old guy yelling while taking a leak in the park? Yeah, he was dressed Iike a captain, I think he was trying to pull a Dirty Sonic.

by Ondine the Disco August 23, 2024

Max Sonic-chebs

The epitome of speed. This big lump denies all laws of physics as he once ran faster than the speed of light. And yes, it was to Maccies after sweating 10kg of water weight at embargos.

Is it a bird, is it a plane, no its just Max Sonic-chebs running 248.91 mph.

by uhprofile November 22, 2024

Sonic Throat

the moment when someone’s oral performance reaches maximum efficiency, much like the narrowest point of a nozzle in thermodynamics, where compressible flow hits Mach 1. Just as no further increase in upstream pressure can accelerate the flow beyond the sonic point, the recipient might feel they’ve reached the "maximum capacity" of pleasure, with all systems operating at peak thermodynamic intensity

Will's mother has been known to give 'Sonic Throat' in the morning.

by slipnslide2 December 19, 2024

Sonic Boom Protests

The Sonic Boom Protests were a series of protests against how in Sonic Boom, Sonic had blue arms. Yes, really. The protests were done by Christian Weston Chandler, better known as Chris Chan. What he did was he went to GameStop and vandalized the Sonic Boom posters in order to make Sonic’s arms tan. When he was asked to stop, he said “Don’t call anybody!” and maced an employee. Because GameStop workers definitely programmed the games and made Sonic’s arms tan, Chris.

He also attempted to get people to boycott the game, thinking others were pissed about the arm color change. However, only weens joined him.

Ironically, Chris’ first drawing of Sonic had, you guessed it, blue arms.

What was the point of the Sonic Boom Protests? Lowkey Sonic looks better with blue arms.

by not a normal man December 19, 2024

Sonic

A guy that's fast at school. Sorta.

Ok he's fast but not necessarily smart.

"Yo bro, he's going Sonic over there!"

"He's failing all of his classes.."

by Judyhoppsluver96 January 10, 2025