snake hiss

to piss, urinate, relieve urself

slang: "let the snake hiss"
normal-ish: "let my penis piss"

by kaneXI11 January 16, 2008

Strattle-Snake

Euphemism for a penis.

"Mary rode his strattle-snake all night."

by tlninja July 5, 2012

snake cannon

When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen

How was the date with kyle?

Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!

by The treebase December 14, 2016

Snake Rat

A snake rat is someone that calls the police and tells lies.

The snake rat convinced the police that the man committed crimes that he didn't commit. The man did 1 month in jail. He didn't even counter with charges of mischief. He figured he'd give the loon a break.

by dddkdmckdldlld May 27, 2018

squirting snake

When a man has unprotected anal sex with a woman whom needs to shit thus compacting shit down his dick hole creating a squirting snake effect when he pulls out

Yo man me and Stacey ended Last night with a squirting snake my dick has been on fire since

by Ted kazzy April 13, 2022

Work Snake

Someone who has done the homework but pretends they haven’t when you ask for it.

A person who refuses to give you the homework or help out with work because they don’t want you to succeed.

Stop being a Work Snake and help me out with the work.

by uncensored black dog April 29, 2022

closet snake

A mystical fag snake that doesn't feel comfortable cuming out to it's family or anybody for that matter :(

also used as a offensive word to snakes. (Humans also as an exception

"Hey Jim, I know you're gay! Stop being such a goddamn closet snake!"- Pet owner to his snake Jim.

"Honey our snake is fucking his male friend again, do you think he's a closet snake?" - Wife to Husband.

"Ssssam, want ssssome fuck? You ssssstupid closet sssssnake." - Snake to his Snake with benefits.

by want2fuckingdie March 1, 2017