Portland Steamer

whilst someone is taking a hot shower, another individual uses the toilet in the same bathroom and drops a deuce. The shower's steam makes the stink all encompassing, usually trapping the showering individual as they don't wish to expose themselves to the person on the toilet.

I couldn't answer the phone as the Portland Steamer prolonged my shower a bit.

by wastedseaman July 17, 2010

Baltimore Steamer

Like a Cleveland Steamer, except the person crapping on the other person's chest has crabs.

That dirty bitch gave me a Baltimore Steamer. Now my chest and my beard are all itchy.

by J. Windsock July 11, 2011

steam

A program that let people organize every half-life related game. which takes a million years to load. steam also comes with an anti cheat system called VAC, which also sucks.

Thank you for Choosing SteamING PILE OF SHIT

by Steam Hater March 29, 2005

cleveland steamroll

During sexual intercourse one partner may deficate on the others chest. This is known as the cleveland steamer. In addition to pooping they might also roll over the feces on their partner and get it all over their bodies, this is known as a cleveland steamroll. It is a sign of love and affection.

Marvin took a huge shit on Jessica's chest and then proceded with the cleveland steamroll.

by boratbangsyomomma September 9, 2006

steamed broccoli

weed!

it smells like steamed broccoli outside

by yoyoyowussupgurl March 6, 2017

Sheamus

Sheamus loves Popsicles. Sheamus is an immigrant from the great city of Ireland who flips his lid when he discovers Popsicles over here in the states. Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, he'd kill just to have one. No, seriously. Sheamus killed someone. Oh my golly gosh Sheamus loves Popsicles so much, like holy fuck I don't think there's a single person that loves Popsicles more than Sheamus. Sheamus once made love to a dude just to get a Popsicle and he ain't even gay. Holy fuck this guy loves Popsicles so much he'd suck one right out of a babies mouth. Sheamus also moves in with his uptight cousin, who he teaches how to truly live life.

"That guy is suckin' off a Popsicle!"

"Yeah, that's Sheamus."

by Skynet Universe August 3, 2018

Carolina Steam Fritter

The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)

Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!

by LBO-Deep January 13, 2011