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smoke-screen

n. a state in which one turns the shower on while taking a shit.
I was taking a monster shit in the bathroom when I heard my roommate enter the house with some female friends, I immediately had to implement the smoke-screen.
by skulls1850 March 19, 2009
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screechy

Adj. A feeling of tiredness and wired at the same time. Noticeable characteristics are short temper, a fuzzy confused feeling in your brain, feeling as if your skin is crawling or dirty and a slightly dehydrated sensation; like your eyes are sand marbles.

Feeling screechy can be brought on by having an infant that didn't sleep all night resulting in you only having 3 non consecutive hours of sleep. The problem is compounded when you've eaten nothing but toast and a candy bar.
Will you please quit touching me? Can't you tell I'm screechy today?

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I wasn't listening to what you said. My brain is full of shit and I'm all screechy!
by lindie April 8, 2006
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Screen Looking

In a split-screen video game match, glancing at the screens of opponents to check up on their status (location, items, etc). A fundamental part of gaming.
Ahh, I didn't see you there. I should have been screen looking.
by toastmasteralpha April 24, 2010
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under radar screen

a term used for staying low and out of sight
Amigos keep under radar screen this means keep your butt's low to the ground.
US border patrol "no see no stop". comprendo!

Now point #2. When U get to san Francisco U will be in heaven but " don't ask and don't tell "

AND when U hear fog horns blow horn DON'T have a look see....

now point #3. If U get north of mexifornia watch out for Q ball
by itichie_nocanpo September 8, 2006
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smoke screen

The act in which one human while walking releases gas from the anus in an attempt build an invisible wall of airborne poo particles.
While in line at an amusement park Ryan breaks wind and his buddy walks right in to his "smoke screen" and almost pukes because it smells so bad.
by Timothy McMurray November 24, 2006
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shreekavya

wow, you are a god, you are a shreekavya
by MrMonkeyCucumberBattyBoy February 4, 2019
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Shreekavya

Our lord savior Shreekavya. a man who occasionally transforms into a gorilla holding sexy thots 5 on each hand and one on his monster cock.
Shreekavya says You paid me to do doggy
CHICKEN
Only watches porn on wednesdays
by bigboy29 February 4, 2019
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