window shopping

to loot, looting

"I went window shopping the other day, and got me a Louis Vuitton bag priced at five thousand dollars for nothing. It was quite a deal". The term is based on the looting occurred during the latest riots across America in May 2020

by idegart studios June 2, 2020

Dryer shopping

Looking through the dryer for clean clothes because you are either: a) too lazy to fold your clothes and put them away, or b) wear the same clothes over and over again despite having tons of stuff you never wear.

F: Why is that shirt so wrinkled?

M: I had to do some dryer shopping this morning to find my lucky t-shirt.

by Lazy_ginger June 20, 2020

shack shopping

In remote unpopulated areas, such as the desert or swamp, the pastime of some desert dwellers or swamp denizens to enter unoccupied, but inhabited, structures to locate and remove items that might be useful to them although those items are owned by someone else.

Hey, it’s a full moon, let’s go shack shopping for a replacement frying pan.

by Ally Oop October 1, 2020

Reverse shopping

When you go to the local sporting goods store and find a hoodie you like then proceed to the register to pay for said hoodie. Reverse shopping is only a simplified version of shopping with less steps. You find a hoodie you like and instead of paying for said hoodie you skip that step(streamlining it) and proceed directly to car without spending a wooden nickel

A man found a House depot reciept. Took it in home depot. Got everything that was on the reciept and put it in carriage. Proceeded directly to customer service and produced the reciept and returned said items in carriage for a full refund. A simple definition of reverse shopping is stealing.

by El shoppo November 6, 2020

Ushopp shopping centre

A rectangular tipped over fridge, filled with shops and is unfinished with only a quarter of a floor done and has been abandoned. A snide version of the metro centre but is worse due to it being incredibly unrealistic. Can be found next to the world trade centre, the shard and the empire state.

"Lets go to the GODS HOME. Ushopp shopping centre"

by WildWillez December 14, 2020

Costco shopping

Costco shopping is code for slaying bitches and getting drunk

Honey, I’ll be gone for the afternoon. I’m running a few errands, might do some
Costco Shopping. Don’t wait up for me.

by The @$!@ñ $3ń$@+!0ñ January 15, 2021

Dickboy shopping

When you browse through someone else’s wardrobe looking for things to wear

“Why are you looking through my clothes?”
“I’m going dickboy shopping.”

“Yo I don’t care that you don’t have a pair of jeans here, you’re not going dickboy shopping.”

by FossieLockdown January 22, 2021