shitzel

1.the wanna-be version of shit in Swedish.

2.my interpretation of shit in the Swedish language.

Shitzel!

Oh shitzel!

You smell like you're covered in shitzel!

by shatilmore July 18, 2007

night shift

The nice potentially beautiful girl who takes care of her craz drunk friend.

I wouldn't recommend going for the spazzard drunk girl, but the night shift, well, shes kinda hot.

by eschh November 13, 2011

shifty tailspinner

a person who frequently ends up quadraspazzed on a life glug, as a result of the drug 'rolf harris's mental miming backpack'

'that shifty tailspinner really is asking for it'

by Adam bloody Waters February 9, 2004

Shifty Pop

Shifty pop takes about 6 hours to make on average, depending on your diet. You will need to eat a pack of popcorn seeds. Wait about 6 hours until your next bowel movement. After you shit you need to extract the seeds. This is a long and delicate process. After the seeds are extracted, proceed to put the seeds in a popcorn maker. You now have a nice warm bowl of Shifty Pop.

That shifty pop was so delicious, who knew bowel movements were so buttery

by Call me Slick Rick January 8, 2010

M-Shift

Short for "mental shift." This is a term therianthropes and otherkin who wish to make excuses for their sometimes bizarre and animalistic behavior use to avoid taking responsibility for their actions; they believe that by claiming that they've "mentally shifted" into their spirit's supposed true form that they should receive pity no matter what they do.

I didn't mean to go on a murderous rampage on the full moon. Please excuse me: I m-shifted into a werewolf mentality and I couldn't help myself!

by Puffing Tom July 14, 2010

shift

To make out, snog, french kiss

"Will you shift my friend over there?"

by The Mysterious M June 4, 2003

Shifty

Having no worthwhile qualities. Of shoddy standard. Undesirable or defective.

An item or person who appears crap, and on further investigation... is.

I thought if I got to know her she might turn out to be spongey, but she's not, she's just shifty.

by caughey March 20, 2008