Shane Warne

To have a heart attack. Something Gen Z need to be concerned about with their current health habits.

Holy shit someone had four fuckin Red Bulls and Shane Warned in my math class!

by helloitsunknown August 14, 2022

Shane

Shane is a tall skinny-fat male who didn't hit puberty until he was 32. Shane is a bitch, not in the sense that he is a mean-spirited individual but more so that he is a coward. Shane loves current game grumps and his favourite TV show is Johnny Test. Shane will winge and complain whenever he is asked to do anything. Can't cook to save his life, sustains himself on frozed pizza and ramen, but not the good kind. Shane is incredubly creative but will never get anything done because he is too indecisive to stick to one idea. Has watched every Adam Sandler movie.

Tim: son of a bitch Shane still hasn't done dishes yet, its his turn.
Matt: I'll go talk to him hold on...
Matt: SHANE DO THE FUCKING DISHES ALREADY YOU LAZY CUNT
Shane: UUUUUUGH IN A MINUTE GOOOOD

by Big T, the small D March 21, 2020

Shane

A person who has great earrings and definitely doesn’t procrastinate school work... They have a house in Pennsylvania and have an amazing friend named Madeline who is super hot and awesome

I hate Shane ❤️

by insert funny name here May 27, 2021

Shane Renner

The type of guy to deepthroat everything that even looks similar to a banana, while screaming autistically ex:REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MORE BANANA'S!

SHANE RENNER STOP DEEPTHROATING THE BANANA YOUR SCARING THE CHILDREN!

by TEMPLAR1096 January 25, 2019

shane

a man, fulfilled on knowledge about cars, the best at every sport.

look at how good Shane is

by Glob fnm June 23, 2022

Joshua Shane Marlin

A Marlin boy is a fun, loving, deeply caring, person who will set whatever it is aside to help his friends. He is an amazing boyfriend who knows who to treat his girlfriend with respect and is always honest to her. they walk by her side and always help her up when shes down Many people envy a Joshua Shane Marlin and wish they where ones main squeeze or that they could be as loved and respect as one. they're also very hard working and great cattlemen. they own little Angus bulls named Big Timer and drive really fast dodge pick-ups. If you roll with a Joshua Shane Marlin, then you're rollin with the best!

Joshua Shane Marlin is a muther fuckin bad ass nigga.

by country_bumpkin21 ;) February 5, 2010

Trinity and Shane

The best couple to ever exist and two people that love each other very much.

"Hey man who are those people"
"Oh that is Trinity and Shane"
"They look so cute together"

by Daddy Dansby October 11, 2021