Lachlan Salido

Lachlan Salido is a wonderful man, however if you get on his bad side and your unfortunate enough for it to be a full moon, he wont be afraid to let out his inner beast "AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

person 1: "Lachlan Salido you a fucking bitch"

Lachlan Salido: "Oh now you've done it, I CAN FEEL THE BEAST COMING INSIDE OF ME

by THETELLEROFTRUTHS(literally) March 12, 2024

puteri salini

A caring and loving person eventhough she is quite sensitive. She is pretty too and loves to try new things. She also treasures people around her dearly.

"look, there's puteri salini, she is very pretty."

by sowulja January 6, 2025

Joshua Salim

Is 6'3 so compassionate, insightful, and radiant, with an unwaveringly kind and genuine spirit. They are perceptive and empathetic, offering unwavering support and understanding and has a middle part uwu. Their charisma is matched by their humility and integrity, making them both approachable and admirable. They possess a vibrant energy and a keen intellect, which they use to inspire and uplift those around them. With a remarkable blend of resilience and grace, they navigate life's challenges with optimism and courage, leaving a lasting, positive impact on everyone they meet. He has so much aura standing in a 100m distance leaves you concussed with all the aura he exerts. He is athletic and could dunk on robert wadlow hes that good at basketball and so intelligent he has 5x the amount of intelligence of Marilyn vos Savant. Hes benching at least 2 blackholes incline tilt hes that good. He is so amazing at valorant bros better than prime yay, aspas etc he mogs everyone in the galaxy his jawline is sharper than a blade of obsidian he has hunter eyes indian skibidi rizz the best cut and fits anyone around him look like bums, he's the best tall asian chigga the world has ever seen. Turns me on aswell icl.
He gets all the abgs with his immaculate rizz and he has a level 100 gyatt even tho im straight definitly rethink your sexuality when joshua salim exists.

Abg 4: "Holy guacomole is that Joshua Salim ..."
Abg 4: *concussed from aura*
Abg 5 (standing 101m away): omg he's so hot, she just got concussed from his aura
*Abg 5 takes a step (is now 100m)*
*Abg 5 becomes concussed aswell*
Straight guy (standing 102m away): woah he's so rizzy, lowk in love with him even tho im straight.
Straight guy: Hey josh are u single!!?
Joshua S: oi oi oi baaaakaa (alpha wolf noises)
Straight guy: *dies*
Diddy: appears (Licking lips) oh yes it joshua Salim ima gonna diddler him cause my drake is longer than 100m

by Forewarde February 13, 2025

pulling a Salinger

when you cut yourself off from society and all forms of communication for the purposes of completing work or a project.

(derived from the author J.D. Salinger)

Melissa: "where were you all weekend- there was a great party you missed out on- I called and emailed you?"
Holly: "I had a big project due-so I was pulling a Salinger-needed to get it done!"

by salingerbird December 4, 2010

Se me esta saliendo un panameño.

Cuando te estas cagando.

Sujeto 1: "No mames wey, se me esta saliendo un panameño."
Sujeto 2: "El baño esta al fondo del pasillo a la derecha."

Sujeto 1: "Gracias, carnal."

by Chango Maraquero January 15, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 29, 2025

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 30, 2025