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SEVEN SQUIRT CANS

Enough cans to get a meal and still pay towards the admission to the PORN THEATHER DEJA VU or AL ESN.

AL ESN meal I got was at DEJA VU where I used the SEVEN DOLLARS to enter and some for a meal.

One MEAL is due still the AL ESN MEAL.
This guy WAITING in front of the WYNN BUS STOP with this woman gave me SEVEN CRISP DOLLAR BILLS as I asked do you have something for a meal which with the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS I left in the TRASH RECEPTABLE at UNLV in the music college as he had been PRIVY to those findings.

I drank two cans of SQUIRT and it yielded one ASSH0LE MEAL and in all with the other SEVEN SQUIRT CANS it makes NINE SQUIRT CANS for someone has ONE SQUIRT CAN.

Next time I come back to DEJA VU I will be served my ESN MEAL as it originated from the SEVEN SQUIRT CANS.
by METE MEAT MEET June 18, 2021
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Seven-Haggis

The act of rollerskating in pure ecstasy during a holiday. It is an old ritual practised to worship the Yellow Butterfly, a fertility deity that inspired Isaac Newton to write the Third Law of Motion when a cabbage landed in his rectum due to unexplained circumstances. Seven-Haggis is popular among sport game players, as it provides an opportunity to show off luxurious rollerskates. The activity has been banned in multiple states due to obstruction of sidewalks, forcing civilians to jaywalk.
I'm going with Eva to Dick's to pick new rollerskates to Seven-Haggis during sping break.
by anonymous September 25, 2023
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seven-foot twelve

A more fun way to say eight-foot
Why do you have to be seven-foot twelve, dude?
by 413XN0$!C May 11, 2018
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Seven

The optimum level of anything good
I'm feeling seven awesome.
by A Wise Female (TRD) September 3, 2018
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Seven

The most amazing and handsome person Felix has ever seen. Rot is just so unbelievable, it feels so good whenever you’re talking to it. Seven is amazing, and handsome, and kind oh I could go on. <3
by Legoshis#1fan September 12, 2021
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Seven Holy Founders

Once you've cleared all the bases with Janice in the back of your dad's '72 Buick it's time to take her upstairs and show her the Seven Holy Founders. She wants you to take her to church.
Rick: I heard Greg is taking Janice to the Olive Garden tonight. I didn't know he was so loaded. He must really like her.

Brian: Yeah, but I heard she said that he could show her the Seven Holy Founders after if he paid for endless breadsticks.

Rick: Damn!
by nocharge October 23, 2023
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Seven

For some reason it's everyone's favorite number... and no one knows why
Someone: my favorite number is sev-
Me: NO IT'S NOT
Them: ...uh yes it-
Me: NO. IT'S NOT SEVEN AND YOU KNOW IT'S NOT
by MidnightJessii March 3, 2020
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