Seven mile itch

Itchy anus which occurs when you’re at least seven miles walk away from a toilet. Usually due to being one wipe short of a clean bum.
I had dump just before the half marathon started. The bog roll was like tracing paper! I got halfway round and got the seven mile itch! I spent the last 6 miles scratching my ring piece and the next 6 hours with my Harris in a bowl of warm water!
by Nuphagus March 14, 2020
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Five and Seven

Five and Seven are 6emes who are very annoying and like to copie the older people in the group
God Five and Seven are really fooking annoying
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Seven Minute Rule

The "Seven Minute Rule" states quite simply that if the meeting organizer has not joined the meeting within 7 minutes of the start time - the meeting is therefore officially cancelled.

It was designed by the British Upper Class to ensure punctuality and minimize time wasting.

With globalization and in particular the deterioration of Corporate Culture around the world - this rule is making a comeback and used throughout offices around the world
"Mark set this meeting up, and he's not here, by the Seven Minute Rule the meeting is cancelled and we can go to the beach!"
by DarkFlare4220 February 13, 2025
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The Rule of Seven

The practice of always adding seven years to the age an escort claims to be online.
Haven't you heard of the Rule of Seven? If you want to book a hot session with a. girl in her mid 40s, you need to be searching for late 30s!
by Alexander 500 December 26, 2020
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Seven

Some asshole on the internet whose obsessed with fire and science fiction
"Man fuck seven all my homies hate seven" - Waffle
by Sevenguy January 09, 2022
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Seven

its the new funny number. 21x69=1449 ok,1449/13=11.4615385,11-4=7 look at the first number 21 and 69 they had a baby and thee baby is 7.
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Seven

My dogs name is seven because I have seven toes she has seven spots my older brother was seven and we go her in 2007
Person 1: what's your dogs name?

Person2: her name is seven.

Person1: that's a SEXY name for a SEXY looking dog
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