The best time to execute this stunt is when its really hot and you are laying in bed and cant fall asleep. Wait until a good case of swamp ass starts to set in. Remember, be stealthy as the element of surprise is essential.
Step 1: Slide your index finger along the top of your ass crack ensuring it is moistened with your ass dew.
Step 2: Ask your significant other if they want to know a dirty secret.
Step 3: Press said index finger against your significant others lips as if to silence them and whisper "Shhh".
Now this is your dirty secret to share with one another as the receiver will be far too embarassed to tell anyone about it.
Step 1: Slide your index finger along the top of your ass crack ensuring it is moistened with your ass dew.
Step 2: Ask your significant other if they want to know a dirty secret.
Step 3: Press said index finger against your significant others lips as if to silence them and whisper "Shhh".
Now this is your dirty secret to share with one another as the receiver will be far too embarassed to tell anyone about it.
by Waylon P March 21, 2008
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2. A spliff made by emptying out a normal cigarette and replacing the filter with a roach, then mixing half the tobacco with some ganja and filling up the empty cigarette with the mix.
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Useful for discreet smoking (except for the smell!!)
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2. The glitched result or area outside of a room where such an act is possible.
The term was first coined to describe the glitched areas of the original Metroid game for NES, caused by leaving rooms in the wrong directions (where no doors existed) and causing the game to load data in an order that was never meant to happen in the normal course of gameplay.
The term was made popular by the discovery of holes in wall collision detection in the Nintendo Gamecube game Metroid Prime, which allowed players to walk around outside loaded rooms, view far-away scenery up close, and experience the unique physics and glitches of such an act.
Although the term Secret World is used mainly in the context of Metroid games, it is often applied to any game where the opportuntiy to escape clipping exists.
2. The glitched result or area outside of a room where such an act is possible.
The term was first coined to describe the glitched areas of the original Metroid game for NES, caused by leaving rooms in the wrong directions (where no doors existed) and causing the game to load data in an order that was never meant to happen in the normal course of gameplay.
The term was made popular by the discovery of holes in wall collision detection in the Nintendo Gamecube game Metroid Prime, which allowed players to walk around outside loaded rooms, view far-away scenery up close, and experience the unique physics and glitches of such an act.
Although the term Secret World is used mainly in the context of Metroid games, it is often applied to any game where the opportuntiy to escape clipping exists.
The discovery of Secret World 5 in Omega research proved that it was possible to find a Secret World in a room with a ceiling.
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