sandy hook

during sex, you proceed to wrap your penis in 600 grit sandpaper and proceed to have sex with your significant other/girlfriend

yo dawg i just gave my girl the sandy hook.

by hooey_macgoose and kluezii July 28, 2025

Sandy Vagina

When someone is being short-tempered or overly irritable over a trivial thing.

I thought my boss was cranky due to her not having enough sleep, but when I found out it was because the nearby bubble tea shop was out of donuts, then I knew she just had a sandy vagina.

by WeOuttaHere July 30, 2025

Mongolian Sandy

The act of having sek with a sandwich by inserting the penis in between the two slices of bread.

Man 1: I think we should have a Mongolian Sandy
Sandwich 2:

by Sandwichfucker69 December 6, 2025

Sandy Pancakes

Sandy Pancakes is a playful, mischievous prank where someone slaps another person on the ass, with or without pants, after covering their hand in sand. It’s a mix of surprise, laughter, and a little bit of beach-inspired jokes, however it can also be used under sexual pretenses if the two are in a romantic relationship and love the beach and sand.

Person 1: Yeah so I just gave my wife some sandy pancakes, she loved it.
Person 2: Really? I guess I'll have to do the same when I get a wife.

by RobottoTree January 21, 2025

Sandy surprise

When a man pulls a gun on you so you pocket sand his eyes and begin buttfucking him aggressivly

Cuck 1 "Yo Braden gave his friends a sandy surprise after they tried robbing him."
Cuck 2 "I remember when braden gave me his first sandy surprise

by Pimppaddydaddy June 20, 2024

Sandy Franklin

A Sandy Franklin is a phrase used to describe the act of having sex doggy style, on the beach, while one of the participants is flying a kite. In order to be considered a genuine Sandy Franklin, all 3 conditions must be met, and the kite must remain airborne throughout the entire act.

You: I was flying a kite on the beach in Ocean City when I met a handsome man and we hit it off right away. He bent me over against a lifeguard stand and had sex with me. The kite stayed in the air the whole time!

Your friend: That's a Sandy Franklin.

by Shmessica Shmarman July 14, 2024

sandy island

A Fake island that was on maps for the longest time for no known reason.
The only thing we guessed is that someone saw a big rock that has probably sunk by now in the water and a dude named it sandy island.

Sailor numero 1: Woah dude you see that?
Sailor numero 2: That big rock?
Sailor numero 1: Nah I think it's an island.
Sailor numero 2: Thats obviously a rock!
Sailor numero 1 : Ima name it sandy island and put it on the map.
Sailor numero 2: I can't deal with you sometimes.
Sailor numero 1: I know.
Sailor numero 2: Ugh.

by Moss rock January 4, 2023