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Stalker

This is a game played at recess in elementary school. There is one person who starts as the main stalker. They walk around like normal while the other players have to try to get right behind them and wait for five seconds without being seen. If the main stalker tags you you are out. If u sucessfully stalk the main stalker you become the new main stalker and everyone is back in the game. To choose who the main stalker is they must like dogs better than cats and be very girly. This is because the inventor of this game fit this description.
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by ALOHA WHO DIZ March 30, 2017
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stacky wacky

When five or more gay people get on top of a bull and ride while attempting to ride each other.
Me and my squad did a stacky wacky for 5 hours last night, and then we couldn't feel our legs afterwards!
by american clasic October 17, 2017
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spot-stalk

When you're searching desperately for a spot to park and you see someone walking to their car. You proceed to slowly follow them until they drive away and you get their spot.
Dude right there! That chick's headed for her SUV, spot-stalk her!
by rcc0002 March 5, 2008
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Google-stalk

Utilizing various internet search engines to explore the life of someone with whom you have been acquainted. This practice is used heavily in the world of dating where one partner may learn more about the other based on few facts in order to establish a better sense of who the potential partner is. This practice can be used for finding someone's home address, employment status and record, past relationships, criminal record, residence value, and social networking profiles.
Me: How did you know his father is the athletic director at the high school?
You: Because I Google-stalked him and found out his dad's name using the white pages and then searched that.
by Francine McFarland January 13, 2009
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Proxy Stalk

To help a friend or coworker obtain information on another person.

Gathering information on a person for a shy friend.
"My buddy wants me to proxy stalk this girl on Facebook since he doesn't want to make an account."

"No, I'm not going to help you get dirt on her boyfriend. I'm not a proxy stalker."

"She's just a Facebook "Friend", but you know her well. Could you... proxy stalk her for me?"
by SimpsonsFanatic August 14, 2009
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retail stalker

An individual (usually male) that goes from store to store or from department from department within the same store in a desperate pathetic attempt to date members of the opposite sex. Often they are frequent customers, but clearly their motives are not patronage and they're completely oblivious to the annoyances they cause. Sometimes they work for the same retailer they do their stalking in.
He was not successful getting the phone number of the cute girl at the Service Deli counter, so he went to Dairy and tried to get the phone number of the cutie working there. If he does not get it he will try the hottie in Electronics -- such is the life of a retail stalker.
by Foxy Funderburke September 21, 2009
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Show Stalking

(v) - When an actor/actress in a recurring role from a show you watch appears in a recurring role in a second show you watch without warning
Guy 1: "Heroes is looking good this season, huh?"

Guy 2: "Yea, except Madeline Zima is show stalking me now."

Guy 1: "Woah, creepy"

Guy 2: "She was good in Californication, hopefully she'll be good in Heroes too. Either way I'll make sure to lock my windows and be careful what I watch."
by Master Exploder 69 September 23, 2009
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